>Funny for Mothers

>Got this from Doug Ross’s website:

THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.

Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.

There is no fast food.

Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of ‘pretend’ bills with not enough money.

In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.

Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time–no emailing.

Each man must also take each child to a doctor’s appointment, a dentist appointment, and a haircut appointment.

He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care.
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He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.

The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.

The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed.

During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.

They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.

They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair b y 7:00 am.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child’s birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size, and doctor’s name. Also the child’s weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child’s favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.

The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if…he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment’s notice.

If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right to be called Mother!

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I have been many things, but right now I am a registered nurse attempting to pay off my debt so that, God willing, I can be a pastor again someday. I have a wife and three kids. I am a conservative Christian (of the Baptist variety). This blog is about me: the things that happen to me, the things that interest me, and the things that bother me. If you have a question, just e-mail me at spicray AT gmail DOT com. God Bless!
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3 Responses to >Funny for Mothers

  1. Bunniehop says:

    >This is cute and true 🙂 Well somewhat LOL Just reading all that made me tired LOL!!!

  2. grndexter says:

    >Bullfrogs.A man will never Be a “Mother”. We’re dif’rent (‘case you hadn’t noticed.)We have different temperaments, and different ways of doing things. A MAN would do what *I* did – limit the excursions all over town and everyone as to agree what extra activities they will ALL participate in. (Two per child are allowed). The kids have to do chores.Food is whatever I decide to fix – NO macaroni and cheese allowed except as a “treat” when I don’t feel like doing anything else – and it WILL be served with veggies. One time Melodee said I HAVE to feed them greens – so we put peas on the pizza. The kids thought it was hilarious… and they ate them.Artificial rules and standards will never replace good parenting. Kids are people, and should be treated as such – and allowances made for individuality – but the kids do NOT run the house.

  3. Picky says:

    >Well, I didn’t mean to imply that a man would be a mother. Good thing we’re different (vive le difference!!!!)I didn’t even write it, I just thought it was humorous.

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