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A jawbone was found in a Avon, IN city park this week. It was breaking news. Turns out that the bones were planted there by a “cadaver dog training company.” They throw these bones around and then teach the dogs to go find the dead bodies (like they show on “Bones” or “CSI”).

This is a good thing, because sometimes dead bodies need to be found. But this has to be just about the worst publicity for this particular company. Why, you ask? The dogs couldn’t find a bone lying out in the open! This is like a private investigator that can’t locate where that Barack Obama feller works now. Either this company needs to step up the training, or they need to just hire the jogger that found the bone.

And why does this remind me of countless indoor Easter Egg hunts when someone forgets where they hid an egg?